cursor by dontfearyourreaper Welcome to Georgitania

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

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Now’s not the time to be poetic, she said, just pull my panties down and do me up against this tree. Michael Faudet   (via michaelfaudet) 16,603 notes
Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it. Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude) 546,463 notes
  • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson: is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
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taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*
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