cursor by dontfearyourreaper Welcome to Georgitania

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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lyxdelsic:

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

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I have sea foam in my veins, I understand the language of waves. Jean Cocteau, from Le Testament d’Orphée (Les Éditions Cinégraphiques, 1960) 14,032 notes

benedictosaurus:

did u know: im fully capable of typing proper english this is a choice 

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tonystarks:

girls don’t like boys they like blink-182

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deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

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bubblegumbullets:

TWIN ATLANTIC GIVEAWAY!!!

Dear tumblr user, do you like the mighty Twin Atlantic? Do you want a copy of the record store day 2014 vinyl?

YEAH YOU DO!

I am giving a copy of the limited edition, hand numbered vinyl to one lucky tumblr user, beautiful in white with a hand sewn TA patch. This competition is open world wide, I will post it near and far to the lucky guy/gal! 

What do you have to do?
All you have to do is follow me and reblog and like this post! 

That’s it! 

Reblog as many times as you like to increase your chances. I will print out every one who partakes name and pull the winning one from a hat. Fair and square.  I’ll run this giveaway for a couple of weeks.

Also, you’ll have to be comfortable giving me your address if you win, I will of course let you know if you’ve won by putting a message in your inbox straight away

Good luck!! :)

teenageburrito:

if u want to kiss me, just kiss me don’t wait for me to kiss u bc it won’t happen bc im shy and ur cute

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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johnjosephent:

No caption needed.

martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST

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